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Cheney speaks at heart failure event
Seeded on Mon May 7, 2012 10:12 AM EDT (United Press International)
Former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, who had a heart transplant recently, told a gathering of doctors it takes "gumption" to overcome health setbacks. Cheney delivered a "fireside chat" to an audience of healthcare professionals at the 2012 Integris Advanced Cardiac Care He …
Mitt Romney Campaign Slogan: 'We're Not Stupid' (Seriously!)
Seeded on Wed May 2, 2012 5:15 PM EDT (News Corpse)
This week there has been a swirling mini-controversy surrounding the use of the word "Forward" in a new web video posted on Barack Obama's campaign site. The Right-Wing Noise Machine sprung into action to assert that there was some sort of connection between that word and its u …
Abstinence Activist Says Sex-Ed is Based on 'Ignorance' and Leads to 'Self-Destruction'; 'Church Ladies are having the Best Sex'
Seeded on Wed May 2, 2012 4:41 PM EDT (Right Wing Watch)
Upset about the positive attention given to the role contraception is playing in lowering the teen birth rate, [Leslee] Unruh [the founder of Abstinence Clearinghouse] told Truth that Transforms host John Rabe that comprehensive sex-ed programs, particularly those which includ …
Woman Bites Dog, Police Say
Seeded on Tue May 1, 2012 4:10 PM EDT ()
If “man bites dog” is what makes news, “woman bites” dog is sure to make big news. The police of Lake in the Hills, Ill., are discovering that after they arrested 19-year-old Analise Garner for biting her family bulldog, Kingston, numerous times in the …
How to TRAUMATIZE your children helps screw up your kids deliberately with skill
Seeded on Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:38 PM EDT (ebay)
I found this whilst perusing ebay. I just HAD to share it with you guys! *giggles*
Newt Gingrich bitten by a penguin
Seeded on Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:17 PM EDT (Politico)
A small penguin at the St. Louis Zoo bit the former House speaker on the finger last week, the AP reports
Republicans Reveal that Entire Presidential Race was a Prank
Seeded on Sun Apr 1, 2012 10:50 AM EDT ()
In an April Fool’s Day announcement that took the political world by storm, the Republican Party revealed today that its entire presidential race had been an elaborate prank. “April Fool!” exclaimed former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and former Pennsyl …
Cheney gets heart after long wait
Seeded on Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:30 AM EDT ()
Mr Cheney, 71, a central figure in the "war on terror" launched by the United States in the wake of the September 11 terror attacks and who remains a prominent figure in the Republican Party, has a long history of heart trouble. He had been on a list for the transplant for mor …
Oklahoma Democrat Adds 'Every Sperm Is Sacred' Amendment To Personhood Bill
Seeded on Wed Feb 8, 2012 5:28 PM EST (Think Progress)
State Senator Constance Johnson of Oklahoma City has served Oklahoma’s 48th Senate District since 2005, but it was yesterday’s introduction of Senate Bill 1433 that really pushed her over the edge.
TEA Party In Space Endorses Newt Gingrich for President (Not Satire)
Seeded on Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:22 AM EST (TEA Party in Space)
This really exists. Here's the press release:
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